How to call police ? ? 
George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi was going up to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window.
police.html
How is Hell ???
The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington engineering mid-term. The answer was so "profound" that the Professor shared it with colleagues, and the sharing obviously hasn't ceased...
html
Man to woman
A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed:"Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home. I want her to know..
.html
Load of hay. .
A clergyman walking down a country lane and sees a young farmer struggling to load hay back onto a cart after it had fallen off.'You look hot, my son,' said the cleric. 'why don't you rest a moment, and I'll give you a hand.'
html
Dear God. . .
Dear God :I didn't think orange went with purple until I saw the sunset You made on Tuesday. That was cool.Dear God:Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones, why don't You keep the ones You already have?
l
Ever-Noticed . .
…that companies invariably wait until an employee’s retirement dinner to tell him what a fantastic man he is?…that people who forget to turn off their car headlights always remember to lock their doors?
.html
Expecting Snow Today...
One winter morning a couple was listening to the radio over breakfast. They hear the announcer say, 'We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even numbered side of the street, so the snowploughs can get through...
ow-today.html
Perfect Man !
A man walks into the street and manages to get a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says,'Perfect timing. You're just like Frank.'Passenger: 'Who?'Cabbie: 'Frank Feldman.
html
jokes's jumptags RSS feed